I was on Weather.com, checking on the status of Hurricane Dean, when I saw this ad for online degrees. Right at the top are
bounty hunter followed by
special weapons and tactics. You know I've always wanted to be a bounty hunter, but the only thing holding me back was that piece of paper. I didn't have enough money to go to bounty hunting college. I mean, if only I had a nickel for every posting on Monster.com that read:
Bounty Hunter. Qualified candidate must have 2-3 years experience and a Bachelor's in bounty hunting. Master's degree preferred. Looking for a self-starter who is able to meet deadlines. Strong problem solving skills and attention to detail a must. Basic interpersonal skills are a plus, but not required. Excellent health benefits. 401k.
If I could get both my bounty hunter
and my SWAT degrees, I'm sure doors would start opening for me. I wonder how many term papers I would need to write?
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Don't believe everything you see in the disintegrator commercials
How do you earn the Bounty Hunter degree online? You can really get all the practice you need just by emailing stuff back and forth? And SWAT? Online? I really want to know how that works!