August 20, 2007
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I was on Weather.com, checking on the status of Hurricane Dean, when I saw this ad for online degrees. Right at the top are bounty hunter followed by special weapons and tactics. You know I’ve always wanted to be a bounty hunter, but the only thing holding me back was that piece of paper. I didn’t have enough money to go to bounty hunting college. I mean, if only I had a nickel for every posting on Monster.com that read: Bounty Hunter. Qualified candidate must have 2-3 years experience and a Bachelor’s in bounty hunting. Master’s degree preferred. Looking for a self-starter who is able to meet deadlines. Strong problem solving skills and attention to detail a must. Basic interpersonal skills are a plus, but not required. Excellent health benefits. 401k.
If I could get both my bounty hunter and my SWAT degrees, I’m sure doors would start opening for me. I wonder how many term papers I would need to write?
Comments (4)
Being a bounty hunter sounds cool! I hear there are substantial rewards in that job, but I’ve also heard that you can’t disintegrate your targets. That’s so lame!
What? You can’t disintegrate them? Then what’s the point?!
Disintegration is vastly overrated…seriously.
Contrary to popular belief there *is* some leftover residue, so you still have some cleanup involved.
Don’t believe everything you see in the disintegrator commercials
How do you earn the Bounty Hunter degree online? You can really get all the practice you need just by emailing stuff back and forth? And SWAT? Online? I really want to know how that works!