I was on Weather.com, checking on the status of Hurricane Dean, when I saw this ad for online degrees. Right at the top are bounty hunter followed by special weapons and tactics. You know I've always wanted to be a bounty hunter, but the only thing holding me back was that piece of paper. I didn't have enough money to go to bounty hunting college. I mean, if only I had a nickel for every posting on Monster.com that read: Bounty Hunter. Qualified candidate must have 2-3 years experience and a Bachelor's in bounty hunting. Master's degree preferred. Looking for a self-starter who is able to meet deadlines. Strong problem solving skills and attention to detail a must. Basic interpersonal skills are a plus, but not required. Excellent health benefits. 401k.

If I could get both my bounty hunter and my SWAT degrees, I'm sure doors would start opening for me. I wonder how many term papers I would need to write?